A: No, I mean that literally. In an effort to lose poundage and body fat, I'm going to crumple up a dollar bill and throw it in the trash every time I drink a Coke or a sweet tea in the month of March. I also have to blog my justification out to you in blogosphere. (Just realized there are 31 days in March. Should have come up with this idea for February instead.)
Q: Do you think throwing away dollar bills will actually keep you from drinking Coke?
Yes. The idea of throwing away dollar bills makes me sick. I've done this before with throwing away pennies when I bit my nails and quarters when I'd spend too much time on ESPN.com, and it seemed to work. But I really love Coke and sweet tea, so I had to up the ante.
Q: Do you think your budget-crazed wife will dig through the trash to find the discarded money?
